English / Verbal
Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow.
Work fascinates me, I can look at it for hours!
I have this thing called a job...
I love my job, its the work I hate.
Due to economic hardships, I must go to work.
I am working hard... or am I hardly working?
A procrastinators work is never finished.
Hi ho, hi ho.. off to work I go.
The only reason I go to work is for the money.
These people at work are giving me work! Can you believe this?
I am working, which is something that you should be doing.
Hopefully all this hard work will pay off one day.
Can I trade this job for whats behind door #1?
Work is so interesting. I could stare at it all day long.
I owe, I owe, so its off to work I go.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
All work and no play means that I am making lots and lots of money.
If at first you dont succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
According to my calculations the problem doesnt exist.
Hard work may not kill you, but why take chances?
All I ever wanted was an honest weeks pay for an honest days work.
If a cluttered desk means a cluttered mind, what does a empty desk mean?
Even if you dont have the answer, you certainly have to admire the problem.
All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
Talent does what it can. Genius does what it must. I do what I get paid for.
The boss is behind me, so dont IM me unless you have a compliment about me.
Im working right now... but next time I decide to procrastinate, Ill get back to you.
Not available, working... At least thats what my boss thinks.
Working; the millions of people on welfare are depending on me.
Im doing a little thing called work. You should try it sometime.
If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
I wasnt sleeping, I was testing the keyboard for drool resistence.
I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday 4% Friday.
Me, asleep on the job? No, Im just trying to pick up my contact lens without using any hands.
Im at that place that they call "work." I guess Im supposed to be "working" while Im here.
Work, it aint easy, and it aint fun, but its a lot safer than holding up a liquor store.