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Every whatsapp status is a silent message for someone ;)
Scratch here ?????????????? to reveal my status.
Hey there whatsapp is using me.
We become what we think about.
Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.
Life isnt about getting and having, its about giving and being.
Quiet people have the loudest minds.
Whatever it is - I didnt do it!
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesnt contain any calories.
In my house Im the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
Nothing is over until you stop trying.
If you cant convince them, Confuse them.
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
my attitude depends upon the people in front of me
If a man whistles at you, dont turn around. You are a lady not a dog
Ill be drunk when I wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed.
You remind me of my Chinese friend... Ug Lee
Life is Short – Chat Fast!
Totally available!! Please disturb me!!
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... Hes dreaming too.
Failure is not an option - it comes bundled with Windows.
There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
I love my job only when Im on vacation
Dont kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbours are not.