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If you have to think before spending money on anything, youre not rich enough
For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
When I was a child I was afraid of ghosts. As I grew up I realized people are more scary.
The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.
My riches consist not in the extent of my possessions but in the fewness of my wants.
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
A smile is a light in the window of your face to show your heart is at home.
I got a simple rule about everybody. If you dont treat me right - shame on you!
Wisdom is knowing when to speak your mind and when to mind your speech.
The trouble with being punctual is that nobodys there to appreciate it.
A faithful friend is the medicine of life.
The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you dont mind, it doesnt matter.
A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge.
There isnt a person anywhere who isnt capable of doing more than he thinks he can.
Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief.
I am sick of women who love me. Women who hate me are much more interesting.
He who cannot love must learn to flatter.
A time to love, and a time to hate, a time of war, and a time of peace.
Attitude is your acceptance of the natural laws, or your rejection of the natural laws.
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together.
Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come.
I love to do the things the censors wont pass.
Drunkenness is simply voluntary insanity.
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will.
The problem with some people is that when they arent drunk theyre sober.
Love is a great beautifier.
And in the end, its not the years in your life that count. Its the life in your years.
Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.
Friendship is the golden thread that ties the heart of all the world.
Dont spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door.
None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.
Dont forget to love yourself.
Love doesnt make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
Life is a flower of which love is the honey.
Love hath made thee a tame snake.
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a womans birthday but never remembers her age
Friendship often ends in love, but love in friendship - never.
Live your life and forget your age.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and Im not sure about the universe.
Love does not dominate, it cultivates.
Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.
What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.
There are big ships and small ships. But the best ship of all is friendship.
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
All you need is love.
Candy Is dandy, But liquor Is quicker.
Life is nothing without friendship.
A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away.
I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.
That man never grows old who keeps a child in his heart.
I believe that love cannot be bought except with love.
I would rather commit adultery than drink a glass of beer.
Theres nothing more precious in this world than the feeling of being wanted.
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol and it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.
I only take a drink on two occasions - when Im thirsty and when Im not.
I am totally in the hands of the Lord.
Success is never final. Failure is never fatal. It is courage that counts.
Friendship makes prosperity more brilliant, and lightens adversity by dividing and sharing it.
I drink therefore I am
History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
Some people go to priests, others to poetry, I to my friends.
Love in your heart wasnt put there to stay Love isnt love until you give it away.
Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.
A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
The wisest man is he who does not fancy that he is so at all.
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
A coward is incapable of exhibiting love, it is the prerogative of the brave.
A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love.
Though an old man I am but a young gardener.
Happiness is a perfume which you cannot pour on someone without getting some on yourself.
The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it.
Love is all we have, the only way that each can help the other.
All love shifts and changes. I dont know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time.
A wise man never knows all, only fools know everything
Forget love... Id rather fall in chocolate!
A joy shared is a joy doubled.
Love is being stupid together.
Hatred does not cease by hatred, but only by love, this is the eternal rule.
The only limitations in life are the limitaions you put on yourself...
The bridges you cross before you come to them are over rivers that arent there.
Love is a game that two can play and both win.
Remember that very little is needed to make a happy life.
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.
Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.
One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool.
Im not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. Youre as old as you feel.
Dont take life to seriously because youll never get out alive
We must become the change we want to see.
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
It is better to wear out than to rust out.
A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.
A woman would run through fire and water for such a kind heart.
True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.
It takes a long time to grow young.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes just be an illusion.
Hatred can be overcome only by love.
As soon go kindle fire with snow As seek to quench the fire of love with words.
Love begins at home, and it is not how much we do . . . but how much love we put in that action.
Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a touch that never hurts.
Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
All would live long, but none would be old.
To be challenged is invitable to be defeated is optional. ...
Come, let us take our fill of love until the morning: let us solace ourselves with loves.
Young men want to be faithful, and are not, old men want to be faithless, and cannot.
Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth: for thy love is better than wine.
All, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love.
Action should culminate in wisdom.
Things turn out best for those who make the best of the way things turn out.
Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
God always answers your prayers, sometimes the answers just NO.
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholics best friend.
Aging is not lost youth but a new stage of opportunity and strength.
At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.
All men, even the most surly are influenced by affection.
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Love conquers all things
No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement.
Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.
Friendships the wine of life.
If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of a very dirty scoundrel.
Age does not protect you from love, but love to some extent protects you from age.
Ignorance is a characteristic amongst many, while wisdom is a virtue to few.
Its easier to find excuses than to find courage. ...
Can there be a love which does not make demands on its object?
Love consists in this, that two solitudes protect and touch and greet each other
A pair of star-crossed lovers.
A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.
He who is devoid of the power to forgive is devoid of the power to love.
Friendship is one mind in two bodies. Unknown Friends are the siblings God never gave us.
Do all things with love.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Love gives itself, it is not bought.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.
The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes.
Ask me no questions, and Ill tell you no lies.
Readers are plentiful: thinkers are rare.
Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend.
I want to die young at a ripe old age.
The summit of happiness is reached when a person is ready to be what he is.
To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - to all of lifes problems.
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.
To remain young while growing old is the highest blessing.
Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
Love comfort like sunshine after rain.
The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship
The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.
Ah, good ol trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit.
For Gods sake hold your tongue, and let me love.
Celebrate all the things you dont like about yourself - love yourself.
The stone that the builder refused, will always be the head cornerstone.
Life is 10% of what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it.
Looking back, I have this to regret, that too often when I loved, I did not say so.
Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it.
Friends are the sunshine of life.
Be yourself, who else is better qualified?
You more often recognize your inadequacies rather than your strengths.