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Nice legs? what time do they open?
That Is True Love..!
NAUGHTY. but in a nice way..
Im easy. Are you?
Good Boy with very bad thoughts.
Naugthy by Nature. Wild By Choice.
Great Minds F*CK each Other.
Can i borrow a KISS? I promise i give it back.
F_CK... all i need is U..
A naughty thought is a terrible thing to wate.
KISS ME.. I am Magically Delicious.
Nobody DIES Virgin. Coz in the End LIFE Fucks us all.
You Are in my Inappropriate Thoughts.
You dont have to like me, Im not a Facebook status.
I heard you are a player. Nice to meet you I am a Coach.
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Lets bang!
Lets play Titanic, youll be the ocean and ill go down on you.
Id like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!
Could I touch your belly button.. from the inside?
My name is (name) remember that, youll be screaming it later.
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
The key of my happiness, just forgetting my past.
Im not too good at algebra, but doesnt u + i = 3D 69?
How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
You must work at Subway, cause you just gave me a foot long.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I would love to tap that ass!
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in.
I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.
A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.
Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..!
VerGinItY iS nOt DiGiNiTy.... ItS lAck oF oPeRtuNiTy..
Smile! It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine :)
Two words guys hate DONT and STOP, unless you put them together :)
A good date ends with dinner. An awesome date ends with breakfast!
I like my women like I like my toaster..two warm holes and never leaves the kitchen.
Of course Im naughty. Ive always had to compete for attention, you see.
I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
Why dont you slip into something more comfortable? like a coma.
Youre like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
Id like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
Wanna play Pearl Harbor? Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.
You remind me of a Championship bass, I dont know whether to mount you or eat you!
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and Ill put my head in.
Youve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
Love is blind, and greed insatiable..
If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
If its true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
I may not be Mr. Right, but Ill screw you till he shows up.
Poke me now if youve ever had a crush on me..
We know that romance brings out the beast in you.
Some people say the glass is half empty. Others say its half full. Im just happy to have a glass!
When I die my gravestone is going to have a Like button.
Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips. ;-)
Sometimes, the smallest decision can change your life forever.
Friends will come and friends will go. But true friends stick on forever. :)
I Avoided Many Things Only For U In My Life.. Dont Ever Make Me Feel For Why I Left All That..!
Love is just love, it can never explained.
I dont care if we talk about absolutely nothing, i just want to talk to you.
That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, Id becoming too!
If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.