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I-L-O-V-E-Y-O-U has eight letters, but baby, so does B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T...
its Very easy to sacrifice for a girl , but its difficult to find a girl deserve sacrificing
Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass :D
Ive just moved you to the top of my To do list ;)
Wouldnt it be good if Ctrl+Alt+Del worked for ex girlfriend
A smart girl knows how to love. A smarter one knows who to love.
I would love to see the pretty girls in my school remove their make up.
I need no reason to love you, but I need thousands of reasons to leave you.
Half you boys better pray your daughter never runs into a guy like you
Guys have no idea how long something they said can stay in a girls mind.
Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do. :p
Girls dont need make up to look pretty for a guy. Is it true?
I Was Born Intelligent But Girlzz Ruined Me :)
I am single, because i havent found someone who deserves ME.
A mans biggest mistake is giving another man an opportunity to make his woman smile.
My Girlfriend says I need to be more affectionate.... Now I have 2 Girlfriends! :p
Hey Girls, Im Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me? :p
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then hes finished. :P
Ladies: A REAL Man Wont Send You Mixed Signals... Cause a Real Man Knows What He Wants..
Dear girls, dont flatter yourself. i sent you a friend request, NOT a wedding proposal.
youll never loose women by chasing money. But youll loose money by chasing women.
Words that spoiled many boys life .... Dude shes looking at you.
Make your girlfriend happy by telling those 3 words every girl loves to hear Heres my Wallet
When girls get jealous, its normal. But, when boys get jealous, lucky the girl he loves.
Some words of advice to men: Treat women the same way you would want your daughter to be treated.
Never underestimate a girls ability to find things out.
a man is never careful until he buys a new car and a white shirt.
Girls, being beautiful doesnt make you nice. Being nice makes you beautiful!
one day youll realize...all the love that i gave to you...is now being given to someone else
If a girl is shopping shes trendy, if boy is shopping hes wasting money.
When a boyfriend brings his girlfriend flowers for no reason, theres a reason :)
Girls biggest lie: Im OK.
Worlds Shortest Joke: 2 women were sitting quietly...
Three words a boyfriend will never heard from his girlfriend - You Are Right
Treat your girlfriend right, or someone else will.
The secret of being a great man = having a great woman who supports you all the time!
Never underestimate the power of a woman.
Dear Girls, remember catching a husband is an art, to hold him is a job.
Is that your ex? No, thats the biggest mistake of my life.
Whys NASA never sent a woman to the Moon? Because it doesnt need cleaning yet.
Today I came across a book that said: All the things men know about woman, it was blank inside.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.