English / Verbal
You are the reason behind why I log-in to facebook everyday.
Behind every deleted Facebook & Whatsapp account there is an untold story
I had a facebook crush, it all ended after her photoshop trial version expired.
When I first joined Facebook I never thought this sh*t would be this addictive.
Send me game request and Win Free "Unfriend" .. :P
I guess actions Speak Everything..... Not a Facebook Status!!!
On social networking sites, the winner of any argument is always the one with better English. :D
The person who looks good in the group photos is always the one who uploads it.!!
People who spend their time taking selfies should change their last name to ".JPEG"
When you have nothing good to Post on FB, dont put pressure on yourself....you may Shit.
Unfriend on Facebook... Is the modern form of Childhood "Katti".
Relationship now a days.... start wid poking And... end wid blocking :p :)
Getting Blocked by your GF/BF on Facebook is like electronic Divorce :p :D
That annoying couple who decided to show the world over Facebook how much they love each other :/
Dear Facebook..! Plz change your "Whats on your mind" to "Copied..??...Now Paste Here"! :P :P :P:P
Drug?? No thanks, I am addicted to worst than that.... i:e Facebook xD
Facebook and Twitter are becoming new favorite investigative tools for divorce lawyers.:p=D
You need a rajnikanths heart... to reject a Girls request on facebook =)) :p
I login to Facebook, I get bored, but i still dont wanna leave it.
Dear Facebook... Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her?" Is she your sister..??? :p
I hates studying for exams, Is there any fb APPLICATION for that?
When Ill Die, Ill Give Permission To Ma Friend For Changing My Status To - "Is Chilling With God"
When you take an amazing picture you automatically think: "That will be my new profile picture".
The first thing we think when someone takes a photo of us..Will it look good on Facebook ? ;) :P
I hate when I look horrible in a group picture and the person that looks good refuses to delete it.
It really sucks when the only status that comes to your mind is something you cant share :/ :P
I hate studying for exams, Is there any fb APPLICATION for that?
Whenever I See Your name in My notifications I Dont Know Why, I automatically Smile ... :):)
How Stories Will Begin In The Future "Once Upon A Timeline..." :D
My Girlfriend ask me... Facebook or Me? Sometimes I really miss her.. :P :D
Awesome moment is when you reading someones status and you know its for you.... :-)
Nokia Connecting People.... Facebook connecting Fake People :D
Dear Facebook, Dont feel proud about your popularity 60% of your profiles are fake ! :P
Stealing other peoples statuses on Facebook is called a Facelift.
Facebook is in relationship with youtube..:-P