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Im drinking like theres snow tomorrow. | |
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give. | |
I will stop drinking when Captain Morgan puts his foot down. | |
Impossible only means that you havent found the solution yet. | |
Crying doesnt indicate that youre weak. Since birth, it has been a sign that youre alive. | |
All our dreams can come true – if we have the courage to pursue them. | |
The best part about daylight savings is that the clock in my car is correct again. | |
The Earth without Art is just EH. | |
Pizza delivery cars should be allowed to use sirens. | |
Theres no place like 127.0.0.1 | |
The past tense of wink is wunked. | |
Just high fived that wall with my face. | |
Look for something positive in each day, even if some days you have to look a little harder. | |
Even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out. | |
Single? Taken? Im just ready for summer 2018. | |
My Viagra addiction was the hardest time of my life. | |
How many boxes of these Thin Mints do I need to eat before I start seeing results? | |
Admit it, you are not the same person you were a year ago. | |
I automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive. | |
Tough times never last, tough people do. | |
Actions speak louder than words, so believe what you see and forget what you heard. | |
Whenever someone says to me Things could be worse I punch them in the face and say Like that? | |
I dont watch tv proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day on the internet. | |
That awkward moment when you dont know how to reply to a really sweet text. | |
Saying What? And then realizing what they said a second later. | |
Who remembers going on the computer as kids, just to go on paint and space pinball? | |
Dont make me regret letting you merge into my lane. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page ) | |