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Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk just to be with you.
Emptiness feels so heavy.
I am so single that for me GF means grandfather :D
I like you, but I got to have some self-respect too !
Fair skin and black money will get you much admiration in this grey world !
Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.
Some people make me wish I had more middle fingers :-/
Youre much happier when you just dont give a f*ck.
The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.
Salary is the SI unit of "Aukaat" in India -_-
The less people you chill with, the less bullshit you deal with!
Im Pretty sure my prayers go directly to Gods spam folder !
Change your priorities, before u become an option :)
Behind every deleted Whatsapp account there is an untold story !
I am so cool, my selfie is called a kulfi!
Hey Police, arrest her, She murdered me with her killer smile.
While youre ignoring Me, someone else is begging for My attention.
If you earn your bread well many people will come to apply butter.
Dear crush, fall in love with me. ^_^
Relationship Status: Your message was successfully sent... and ignored!
Everytime i drink i get awesome :-)
Its better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people.
The deeper your feelings, the harder they are to express.
Life is like Adidas and Nike, "Nothing is impossible" so "Just Do It"
I wont cry for you, my mascara is too expensive :P
Try selling your EGO on OLX, you will realize its not even worth a penny !
Crying is womens way of winning by Duckworth Lewis method. :D
Falling in love is like the rain ... Its unpredictable!
I dont insult people , I just describe them !
love is being stupid together :-)
Beauty is skin deep but attitude is to the bone !
A girl who CRY, Is a girl who CARES :)
I hate the moment when suddenly my anger turns into tears :-/
Im an angel with an attitude :-)
Sometimes its the smallest decisions that can change your life forever !
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
With women the heart argues, not the mind.
Love is never fake but lovers are usually fake.
Relations are not exams so why cheat ? :(
I dont have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem ;-)
Dear Monday, can you please die or go to hell. :(
Silence is a girls loudest cry ! :(
Mother is the bank where we deposit all our hurts and worries :)
Hello, Im a thief, and Im here to steal your heart.
I Want a Man who will ruin my lipstick, not my mascara !
The definition of a beautiful girl is one who loves me :)
To her, Im invisible. but to me, she is all I can see !
I wish my brain had a map to tell me where my heart should go.
When I miss you, I read our old messages. :)
I love the way you walk, talk and laugh.
I dont need to explain myself, I know Im right.
I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice ;) :D
Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
Anything with you means everything to me.
Excellence is not a skill. It is an attitude.
No fake people required when I have some real ones in my life !
Dont be afraid to make mistakes.
There is nothing more amazing but womens brain !
Relax were all crazy its not a competition !
Expect nothing and you will never be dissapointed !
Im jealous of my parents.. Ill never have a kid as cool as theirs !
I dont need to dream, I got you!
Everything is perfect. But only when I am with you.
I am a fish out of water without YOU!
Jealousy is a terrible disease please get well soon :)
If you cant find whats good in me try to find whats wrong in YOU.
I love sleeping but I never want to go to bed early.
Anger is temporary madness.
If you dont care, Stop talking about it !
Find a way, not an excuse !
A smiling face doesnt mean a smiling heart !
See you in another life ;)
Its not my attitude its my style !
God is not interested in your art but, your heart.
I am in a relationship with studies and its complicated. :D
(-_-) x 1.3 Billion people = China :D
A girls heart is like an ocean full of secrets.
If you can dream it, you can achieve it.
Give me my heart back!
Everybodys online, except the one you actually want.
Kiss me until I fall a sleep.
Status is coming soon :D
Rules are nt followed by me, i make themselves for ME !
Beer – the reason I wake up every afternoon.
I always advise people never to give advice.
Arguing with a fool proves there are two.
Take it easy - But take it !
Wise men dont need advice. Fools wont take it.
My heart told me its definitely you !
Life is to Taste, not to Waste !
An apple in a day keeps anyone away, If you through it hard.
Ill hit you so hard even GOOGLE want able to find you.
I tried to be normal. Worst two minutes of my life.
After Monday and Tuesday, even calendar says W T F...
Life was much easier when APPLE and BLACKBERRY were just fruits.
Sitting in class wondering how the hell the teacher got the job.
Stay strong, make them wonder how youre still smiling.
Come in my Heart and pay no rent.
If you dont care, stop talking about it.
Im shy at first, but once Im comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shits.
Attitude is like underwear Dont show it just wore it !
My heart is stolen…can I check your bra?
Im not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME !
I smile... Because I dont know WHAT THE HELL is going on.
I am who I am, Your approval is not needed.
I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
No matter how much i try to forget you, youll always be a part of me.
How other see you, is not important...How you see yourself means everything.
Every mother on earth gave birth to child except my mother, She gave birth to Legend !
OF COURSE ! Talk to myself, sometime i need expert advice.
When people talk behind my back Remember it is a best position to kiss my a**.
God is really creative, I mean... just look at me !
Sometimes i feel like giving up, then i remember i ve lot of motherf**kers to prove wrong.
If you love me raise your hand & you dont then raise your standard.
I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my women..!
Im Jealous Of My Parents… Ill Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life :P
I dont have time to hate people,who hate me.because, Im too busy in loving people who love me.
Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror :P
No matter how “busy” a person is, if they really care, they will always find the time for you.
I dont have a dirty mind, i have a sexy imaginations.
My favourite kind of people are the relatives who give money when they leave. :D
Be a good person in life, but be bad on the bed. ;)
If a man whistles at you, dont turn around. You are a lady not a dog.
Dont play stupid with me, I am better at it..
I need a Google in my mind :) and an Anti-virus in my heart..
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS, so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE !
Dont waste your time with explanations, people only hear what they want to hear.
Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist :P
Never apologize for being you.
You dont need to like me Im not Facebook..
Im not immature…i just know how to have fun.
My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day
Im not lazy, Im on energy saving mode..
YOUR dream is to have an iphone 5 but poor peoples there dreams are to go to school...
Music is my escape from the bullshit in life..
Be yourself! Youre not born to impress any one..
Its better living in the zoo than living with you..
When words fail, tears speak..
No matter if my name is not big, but I have done big works.
Dont do homework save paper! :P
Im a good boy with bad habits :P
89. Respecting a women is the best way to tell her how beautiful she is…
flip the coin.. head i am yours, tail you are mine. :)
Mans are many but money is money :D
She takes your hand, I die a little… :(
I can drive you crazy without a drivers license.
If being hot is a crime …………….. ARREST ME.
Never be fooled by what you see on the outside, bcoz on the inside its often a different story.
I need a lifetime lover, not a night time lover.
Some people are perfect in being *FAKE* then being *REAL*.
When I close my eyes, I see you …. when I open my eyes, I miss you.
GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. —- BOY: Mine ;)
The only math I can remember is that …. You + Me = Forever
I dont trust anyone. Even the Devil was once an Angel.
People need to lose the attitudes today bcoz I am NOT in the mood.
I am not scared of dying, I just dont want to!
History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES.
Im not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.
There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?
If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?
LIFE – LOVE = ZERO
Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love.
Its funny how many lies can be packed in one LOVE LETTER.
I lost my teddy bear. Can i sleep with you?
Ive noticed you noticing me and Im just giving you notice that Ive noticed you!
The whole world is great! That is…until you wake up.
Im a liar. But then, how can you be so sure of this statement to not be a lie?
Happy on the outside, but simply dieing on the inside.
Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.
My mind tells me to give up, my heart wont let me.
I wont try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me :P
Genius by birth evil by nature human by chance..
My life is open book but i dont allow everyone to read it.
Warning, its not safe to talk to me at the moment..
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally….
If people are trying to bring you down it only means that you are above them.
What is the main reason for failure? I think its EXAMS. What do you think?
Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams :)
I would like to shot by Hitler instead of living with a rude friend like you.
You ignored the softness of my heart and get ready to believe on my mean behaviour.
If you want to be rude then you should become a celebrity.
I say this; I say that, what the hell you want to listen from me?
Let me hurt your face, may be I got a little relief by doing this.
Hated by many, wanted by plenty, disliked by some, confronted by none.
Loving you is like breathing How can I stop?
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Ill be yours forever, just tell me when to start.
Alcohol may be mans worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking…
Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say!
Hey there ! WhatsApp is using me .
My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".
Hey there! be there.
I may be wrong… but i Doubt it !!!
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
Person you love is 72.8% water.
My favorite kind of people are the relatives who give money when they leave. :D
Cant WhatsApp, only calls !
Hey there! I am using Hamam soap !
Cant walk... vehicles only..!
Stop ! Status under construction :D
Smile today, cry tomorrow. Read this everyday!
Hey WhatsApp, Im using you!
If you ever think I am ignoring you, I swear I am. My phone is in my hand 24x7 :-P :-D
Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas !!
Space available for advertisement.:-p
I learn from the mistakes of others......to whom I have given advice to.
Let Fools Chase The World.. I only want you ;)
the first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest. :P
Pillow is my best hair stylist - Waiting for better tomorrow!
Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire:-D
Hey there! Youre using WhatsApp!
Im not online, its just an optical illusion.
Of course Im not perfect; theres a crack in my ass!
When I write Etc., it means End of Thinking Capacity :D
I used to be an atheist, But then i realized im God.
I am not virgin, My life f**ks me everyday.
I Was Born Cool but Global Warming Made Me Hot.
Sorry about those messages that I sent you last night, my WhatsApp was drunk.
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.
Dont kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words. :D
I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.
Some people are alive only, Because its illegal to kill them.
Real men stay dedicated to only one girl!
Not every goodbye is painful like a ”goodbye class” from teacher!!
Read books instead of reading my status!
Available when get WiFi Network !!
Distance is suck... My room is so far away from kitchen :-/
I hope Karma slaps you in the face before i do.!!
Im too busy right now, can i ignore you some other time?
Hey there! WhatsApp is using my Internet Data Balance :D
Dont drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Hey there! Im using cocaine :D
I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows i am smoking.
Roses are red Sky is blue ..Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two !!!