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Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) | |
May I go to the toilet = Im fucking bored. | |
Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection. | |
Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :). | |
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. | |
I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. | |
I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag. | |
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. | |
When youre good, youre good, when youre awesome youre me. | |
The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart. | |
One day, Im gonna make the onions cry. | |
Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes. | |
Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain! | |
Im jealous of my parents, ill never have a kid as cool as theirs. | |
Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters. | |
The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks. | |
People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world. | |
When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm. | |
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza. | |
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! | |
I dont always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent. | |
I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday. | |
I dont want to earn my living, I want to live. | |
Eight letters, three words, one regret. I miss you. | |
I miss your smile but I miss my own even more. | |
Behind my smile is everything youll never understand. | |
I still miss him, I miss him, Im missing him. | |
The only normal people you know are the ones you dont know very well. | |
Life is a mirror and will reflect back to the thinker what he thinks into it. | |
Justin Bieber was arrested this morning for using mens toilet. | |
Money cant buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing. | |
Im not single, Im just romantically challenged. | |
The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs. | |
The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what youre watching. | |
Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull. | |
I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror. | |
Those who say money cant buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places. | |
Oooooh, thats a bit too harsh. Let me put a lol at the end of it. | |
Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut. | |
Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak. | |
That feeling when you enter to a store & they play your favorite song :) | |
The awesome feeling you get when people remember small details about you. :-) | |
Its awesome .. when some one understands u more than u..! :-) | |
That Awesome Moment, When You Find A Free WiFi In Public Places.. :-D | |
That Amazing Moment.. When YOu DrOp YOur PhOne.. But, The HeadphOnes Save Its Life.. ^_- | |
That awesome moment when we bunkers get more marks !! Than attenders :D ;) | |
That Awesome moment, when you see someones status,and you know its aimed at you :-) | |
I hope life isnt a big joke, because I dont get it | |
Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up | |
Honesty is the best gift you can give. | |
When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke.. | |
I like crazy people, especially those who dont see the risk. | |
Best conversations always happen late in the night. :) | |
The best thing about a picture is that it never changes even when the people in it do. | |
Someday somewhere somehow me & you will be together. | |
Dont like me? Cool, I dont wake up every day to impress you. | |
The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldnt store all this personality. | |
Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk. | |
Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags! | |
God is really creative, i mean..just look at me. | |