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Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.... | |
Source @ studysite.org When Rajinikanth calls 100, it is to ask if everything is OK ! | |
Source @ studysite.org When Rajinikanth is playing cricket, the rain has to cancel its raining due to the match...... | |
Source @ studysite.org There is no CTRL key in Rajinikanths keyboard, He is always in Control..... | |
Source @ studysite.org When Osama found that Rajinikanth is to help US to find him, he shot himself to death...... | |
Source @ studysite.org If Dracula bites Rajinikanth, then Dracula becomes Rajinis follower........ | |
Source @ studysite.org Ghosts sit around campfire and tell Rajinikanth stories........ | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth already went to Moon and Mars, thats why there are no signs of life.... | |
Source @ studysite.org Once a Police officer caught Rajinikanth, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.... | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth can make onions cry! | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth can watch the Radio ! | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth once took 15 wickets in an one day match.... | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth knows Victorias Secret ! | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth built the hospital he was born in..... | |
Source @ studysite.org Harvard got its MBA from Rajinikanth.... | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth knows the last digit of pi..... | |
Source @ studysite.org Once Rajinikanth bite an apple and threw it away, now its is known as Apple computers logo..... | |
Source @ studysite.org There is no April 1st in Rajini calendar, because no one can fool him...... | |
Source @ studysite.org Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Rajinikanths shooting practice.... | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth can Like a Facebook post even before it is posted. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth died before 20 years, Death doesnt have the courage to tell him yet. | |
Source @ studysite.org Once Rajinikanth kicked a man, later he is remembered for being the first Man to Land on Moon. | |
Source @ studysite.org When anyone says "No one is Perfect", Rajinikanth takes it as a personal insult. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin ! | |
Source @ studysite.org Gmails email address gmail@rajnikanth.com | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth knows "Choli ke peeche kya hai" | |
Source @ studysite.org When Rajini wants the lights on, he simply turns the dark off ! | |
Source @ studysite.org When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he already had 3 missed calls from Rajinikanth. | |
Source @ studysite.org Once Rajinikanth signed a cheque and the Bank bounced! | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth can hit 6 sixes in one ball. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth can play Tequila shot in Cricket. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth stopped playing cricket these days, because even if he plays a defensive shot, it lands on moon. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth counted to Infinity many times. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth can drown a fish. | |
Source @ studysite.org Hollywood wants to make a movie Alien vs Rajinikanth, but they fear that Rajni may beat the Alien in just few seconds and people dont watch a few seconds movie. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth can play a Violin with a piano. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth knows what came first Egg or Chicken ! | |
Source @ studysite.org Once Rajinikanth and Superman had a competition, The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants! | |
Source @ studysite.org When Rajinikanth visits Intels office, they change their caption "Rajini Inside" | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth can lit fire using two ice cubes. | |
Source @ studysite.org Amitabh Bachchan maybe be the host but only Rajinikanth knows Kaun banega crorepati ! | |
Source @ studysite.org Once Rajinikanth kicked a horse in the chin.. Its decendents were found to be giraffes!! | |
Source @ studysite.org When Rajinikanth logs into twitter, twitter informs Rajnikant Whats happening! | |
Source @ studysite.org The earth spins faster when Rajinikanth goes for Running ! | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth can speak in Braille. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth beat the Sun in Staring at each other Contest ! | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth tears can cure the Cancer, but the sad thing is Rajnikanth never cries. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonalds, and got it. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth doesnt age, because time cannot keep up with him. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth can paste something even before he copy it. | |
Source @ studysite.org There are nothing like seasons, Its just Rajinikanth who changes the temperature when he gets bored ! | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth dont like the other side of Moon! Thats why its not visible from earth. | |
Source @ studysite.org Why Rajinikanth have less hair ?? In old days people used to use them to Cut Diamonds ! | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth can divide by Zero ! | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth can actually run faster than his own legs. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth can kill two stones with one bird. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth got his drivers license at the age of 12 Seconds. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth can strangle you to death with a cordless phone. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" | |
Source @ studysite.org Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. | |
Source @ studysite.org It takes Rajinikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth can breathe in Vacuum. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth can type a sentence on a calculator. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth is the only weapon allowed inside an aeroplane. | |
Source @ studysite.org Light just wishes it can one day beat Rajinikanth . | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth can smell the sound. | |
Source @ studysite.org Cigarettes smoked by Rajinikanth die from lung cancer. | |
Source @ studysite.org Actually Rajinikanth doesnt walk, he stays at one place and move the earth with his feet. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth can break one side of a glass ! | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth can boil a egg in ice water. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth wears sunglasses to protect the Sun from his powerful gaze. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea. | |
Source @ studysite.org When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isnt lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down. | |
Source @ studysite.org There is no such thing as evolution, its just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live. | |
Source @ studysite.org The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth doesnt breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection. | |
Source @ studysite.org Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth gave the Joker those scars. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good "or else". The result? Mother Teresa. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth can dodge Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. | |
Source @ studysite.org In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself. | |
Source @ studysite.org When Rajnikanth is asked to kill some one he doesnt know, he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, thats when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth can answer a missed call. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth doesnt need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanths brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhurys. | |
Source @ studysite.org The quickest way to a mans heart is with Rajinikanths fist. | |
Source @ studysite.org Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajinikanth, there is no other way. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanths every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikant doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint out of fear. | |
Source @ studysite.org Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajinikant”. | |
Source @ studysite.org There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth is a champion in the game "Hide n seek", as no one can hide from Rajinikanth. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikant proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikant is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world. | |
Source @ studysite.org Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajinikanth is on. | |
Source @ studysite.org We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth. | |
Source @ studysite.org If at first you dont succeed, youre not Rajinikanth. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror. | |
Source @ studysite.org When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanths house has no doors, only walls that he walks through. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajnikanth can kill a living room. | |
Source @ studysite.org The only time Rajini needed a body double was crying scene ! | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth knows why this kolaveri kolaveri Di! | |
Source @ studysite.org Once Rajinikanth threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then grenade exploded ! | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth dont answer natures call. Nature answers Rajinikanths call. | |
Source @ studysite.org Govt of India pays tax to Rajinikanth for living here. | |
Source @ studysite.org Adam and Eve are children of Rajinikanth. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth is so fast that he always comes yesterday. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth can get rid of his shadow. | |
Source @ studysite.org Tornado changes course when it sees Rajini standing in its way. | |
Source @ studysite.org Once Rajnikanth became the coach of Indian cricket team and guess wha India won the Fifa world cup ! | |
Source @ studysite.org People update status from BlackBerry, iPhone, iPad, etc. Rajinikant updates his facebook status with a calculator !! | |
Source @ studysite.org Once Rajnikanth entered bigg boss...The next day announcement was made... Rajnikanth chahte hai ki bigg boss confession room me aaye. | |
Source @ studysite.org Ek bar Rajinikanth ne ek aadmi ko "Go to Hell" kaha... That person is now known as Yamraj !! | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth knows Ek chutki sindur ke kimat... Rs 0.0234355884. | |
Source @ studysite.org Once Rajinikanth told joke to a little kid... Now he is known as laughing buddha. | |
Source @ studysite.org Once Rajinikanth used the support of a building to tie his shoe lace, the building is known as Leaning tower of Pisa. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth knows those two persons.. who shake hands in NOKIA cell phones...!! | |
Source @ studysite.org Ram and Ravan were in a serious fight.. In the middle of the fight Ravan suddenly stopped after he saw someone standing behind Ram Ravan : Acha chal bye.. Ram : Arey kya hua? Ravan : Kuch nai ..bas bye Ram : Arey lekin hua kya?? Ravan : Itni si baat ke liye Rajinikanth ko kyun bulaya yaar? :-) | |
Source @ studysite.org Michael Jacksons moon walk is no match for Rajinikanths Sun Walk... | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth Calls In Indian Airlines- how long it takes for a flight from Chennai to Kolkata? Airline:1 hour Sir. Rajnikanth: Issey accha mein paidal chala jau.. | |
Source @ studysite.org If Rajinikanths PC hangs… its time for next windows release… | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth can sneeze with open eyes. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajini is the reason why we dont have any other superheros in India. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth can make 2 parallel lines intersect just by staring at them. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth can make dog say "Meow" !! | |
Source @ studysite.org Santa Claus waits for a gift from Rajinikanth every Christmas. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth taught yoga to Baba Ramdev. | |
Source @ studysite.org One of Rajinikanths hobby: Swimming on Tsunami. | |
Source @ studysite.org Sh!t happens to everyone.. Even to Rajini... One time he coudnt kill 100 bears with a single punch but only 99 died. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth uses Ambuja cement as tooth powder. | |
Source @ studysite.org Once Rajinikanth dropped a coin while he was standing in the belcony... He went down to pick it up, but it was not there.... hmmmm... He reached there before the coin... | |
Source @ studysite.org The apple which fell on newton was actually thrown by Rajinikanth. | |
Source @ studysite.org Sun doesnt rise until Rajinikanth says Good Morning. | |
Source @ studysite.org Once Rajnikant, after chewing the PAAN, spit on the wall of a building. Today that building is popularly known as THE RED FORT.. | |
Source @ studysite.org Once Rajinikath shouted at a boy for not wearing cap in the hot sun. Today that boy is known as Himesh Reshammiya. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajnikanth Saw The Movie Break k Baad before the Break !!! | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test..the rough sheet he used is known as oxford dictionary.. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajnikanth has seen the face of the fat lady who owns the house in tom n jerry.. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajnikanth ploughs the field using nothing but his toes. | |
Source @ studysite.org Once spiderman,superman and batman visited rajnikants house together.. it was teachers day! | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth can whistle and smile at the same time... | |
Source @ studysite.org When Rajnikant get angry at the Sun, it hides behind the moon… that phenomenon is called Solar eclipse. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajini was born on 30th Feb, since then that date was removed from calendar so that no one else gets the same birthday. | |
Source @ studysite.org Who can stop more than 50 cars with 1 hand... Trafic police.. Haar baar Rajinikanth thodi hoga... | |
Source @ studysite.org Once Rajni was fined by cops for overspeeding at a 75 miles/hr zone... while walking ... | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajnikanth can send an SMS from a Landline phone. | |
Source @ studysite.org Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth. | |
Source @ studysite.org Every morning rajni goes for spacewalk. | |
Source @ studysite.org When Rajnikant dies..his tombstone will not read RIP...... ......... It will read.......BRB!! | |
Source @ studysite.org Ghosts have been debating for ages whether Rajinikanth really exists or not. But they are scared anyway. | |
Source @ studysite.org In Rajinikanths wedding, the fire took the saath phere of Rajinikanth and his bride. | |
Source @ studysite.org When Rajnikanth was a kid he made his mom eat her vegetables. | |
Source @ studysite.org The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Rajnikant out. They didnt know that Rajinikanth can walk through walls. | |
Source @ studysite.org In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Rajnikant. The ones listed are in second place." | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajnikant irons his Pants with those still on. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajnikant can squeeze orange juice from a banana. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajnikanth can write into a READ ONLY file. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography. Today that book is known as "Guiness book of world records" and his childhood homework is now called Wikipedia. | |
Source @ studysite.org What do you call Rajnikanths Aunty ?? Rajini-Ki-Aunt !!! | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajnikant first takes the gold medal and then starts the race. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajnikanth went for morning walk...... In the afternoon police stopped him.. Because he reached USA without visa..!!! | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajnikanth laughs at you and your silly jokes about him even before you think them up. | |
Source @ studysite.org Whenever Rajnikant makes an error, it’s an invention. | |
Source @ studysite.org Once God was surprised at something, he exclaimed "OMR" ("Oh my Rajnikanth!") | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajnikant cannot fly. He just jumps and chooses when to come down. | |
Source @ studysite.org President is Indian citizen no.1...Rajnikants number is 0. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajini doesn’t need water supply. He can mix hydrogen and oxygen and produce water whenever he wants. | |
Source @ studysite.org There in nothing Rajini’Kant do. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajnikanth runs until the Treadmill gets tired. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth had to make 24 runs in just 1 ball remaining. He hit the ball in such a way that it got broken into 4 pieces and he got 4 sixers. | |
Source @ studysite.org Genies rub Rajinikanth and he grants them three wishes. | |
Source @ studysite.org You will lose the game even though you have "3 aces" ... if the opponent have "1 Rajinikanth". | |
Source @ studysite.org Basketball player: "I can spin a basketball on my finger for 2 hours, can U?". Rajinikanth: "How the hell do U think the earth rotates? " | |
Source @ studysite.org Even Gajini remembers Rajini. | |
Source @ studysite.org East India Company left India in 1947, because Rajinikanth was supposed to be born in 1949. | |
Source @ studysite.org A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth made an IPhone 8G for himself. | |
Source @ studysite.org Once upon a time, a wild boar got in Rajinikanths way & was pulled up by his nose & thrown 30 miles away. Today its descendents are known as elephants. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth doesnt pay attention - attention pays him. | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajinikanth once entered a race he came first, second and third. | |
Source @ studysite.org Once Rajinikanth while playing the game said "Statue" to a lady. Today it is known as the Statue of Liberty. | |
Source @ studysite.org Once Rajinikanth was playing cricket, and he hit a six.... Now the ball is called Pluto. | |
Source @ studysite.org Whales live in deep oceans.. because they know Rajinikanth lives on land. | |
Source @ studysite.org Only Rajinikanth can make wind visible. | |
Source @ studysite.org If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesnt say, "Did you mean Rajanikanth?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance." | |
Source @ studysite.org Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants. | |
Source @ studysite.org Frustrated Rajnikant: "Kuch to Rehem karo kamino ..!..Ab Ye Kisne Likha Ki Rajni Jab Chawal Khata Hai..To Uske bum Se Idli Nikalti Hai... | |
Source @ studysite.org Neymar: मैं फुटबॉल को अपनी उंगलियों पर 2 घंटे तक घुमा सकता हूँ । RAJNIKANT: तुम्हे क्या लगता है.. ये पृथ्वी किसकी उंगलियों पर घूम रही है !!!! | |
Source @ studysite.org Don ko 11 Mulko ki police Talash Rahi Hai .. . Isliye Don Rajnikant ke ghar me chupta hai . | |
Source @ studysite.org Gabbar : Kitne Aadmi the ? Kalia : Sarkar 1 Gabbar : Aur tum ? Kalia : 100 Gabbar : fir b wapas aa gaye woh b khali hath, kaun tha woh ? . kalia : RAJNIKANT. Gabbar : Oops ! sorry bhai... | |
Source @ studysite.org Breaking News... NASA closed.. . Rajnikant bought all the rockets for diwali…. Happpy Diwali ;-D | |
Source @ studysite.org Rajnikant ki shaadi mein. . Aag ne uske 7 phere liye the ... | |
Source @ studysite.org British India KO 1947 m kyu chod k chale gye? . Socho . Socho socho. . . Thoda or . Kyu ki 1948 m Rajnikant paida hua tha. Mind it... | |