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Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk just to be with you. | |
Emptiness feels so heavy. | |
I am so single that for me GF means grandfather :D | |
I like you, but I got to have some self-respect too ! | |
Fair skin and black money will get you much admiration in this grey world ! | |
Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie. | |
Some people make me wish I had more middle fingers :-/ | |
Youre much happier when you just dont give a f*ck. | |
The harder you fall, the higher you bounce. | |
Salary is the SI unit of "Aukaat" in India -_- | |
The less people you chill with, the less bullshit you deal with! | |
Im Pretty sure my prayers go directly to Gods spam folder ! | |
Change your priorities, before u become an option :) | |
Behind every deleted Whatsapp account there is an untold story ! | |
I am so cool, my selfie is called a kulfi! | |
Hey Police, arrest her, She murdered me with her killer smile. | |
While youre ignoring Me, someone else is begging for My attention. | |
If you earn your bread well many people will come to apply butter. | |
Dear crush, fall in love with me. ^_^ | |
Relationship Status: Your message was successfully sent... and ignored! | |
Everytime i drink i get awesome :-) | |
Its better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people. | |
The deeper your feelings, the harder they are to express. | |
Life is like Adidas and Nike, "Nothing is impossible" so "Just Do It" | |
I wont cry for you, my mascara is too expensive :P | |
Try selling your EGO on OLX, you will realize its not even worth a penny ! | |
Crying is womens way of winning by Duckworth Lewis method. :D | |
Falling in love is like the rain ... Its unpredictable! | |
I dont insult people , I just describe them ! | |
love is being stupid together :-) | |
Beauty is skin deep but attitude is to the bone ! | |
A girl who CRY, Is a girl who CARES :) | |
I hate the moment when suddenly my anger turns into tears :-/ | |
Im an angel with an attitude :-) | |
Sometimes its the smallest decisions that can change your life forever ! | |
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. | |
With women the heart argues, not the mind. | |
Love is never fake but lovers are usually fake. | |
Relations are not exams so why cheat ? :( | |
I dont have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem ;-) | |
Dear Monday, can you please die or go to hell. :( | |
Silence is a girls loudest cry ! :( | |
Mother is the bank where we deposit all our hurts and worries :) | |
Hello, Im a thief, and Im here to steal your heart. | |
I Want a Man who will ruin my lipstick, not my mascara ! | |
The definition of a beautiful girl is one who loves me :) | |
To her, Im invisible. but to me, she is all I can see ! | |
I wish my brain had a map to tell me where my heart should go. | |
When I miss you, I read our old messages. :) | |
I love the way you walk, talk and laugh. | |
I dont need to explain myself, I know Im right. | |
I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice ;) :D | |
Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. | |
Anything with you means everything to me. | |
Excellence is not a skill. It is an attitude. | |
No fake people required when I have some real ones in my life ! | |
Dont be afraid to make mistakes. | |
There is nothing more amazing but womens brain ! | |
Relax were all crazy its not a competition ! | |
Expect nothing and you will never be dissapointed ! | |
Im jealous of my parents.. Ill never have a kid as cool as theirs ! | |
I dont need to dream, I got you! | |
Everything is perfect. But only when I am with you. | |
I am a fish out of water without YOU! | |
Jealousy is a terrible disease please get well soon :) | |
If you cant find whats good in me try to find whats wrong in YOU. | |
I love sleeping but I never want to go to bed early. | |
Anger is temporary madness. | |
If you dont care, Stop talking about it ! | |
Find a way, not an excuse ! | |
A smiling face doesnt mean a smiling heart ! | |
See you in another life ;) | |
Its not my attitude its my style ! | |
God is not interested in your art but, your heart. | |
I am in a relationship with studies and its complicated. :D | |
(-_-) x 1.3 Billion people = China :D | |
A girls heart is like an ocean full of secrets. | |
If you can dream it, you can achieve it. | |
Give me my heart back! | |
Everybodys online, except the one you actually want. | |
Kiss me until I fall a sleep. | |
Status is coming soon :D | |
Rules are nt followed by me, i make themselves for ME ! | |
Beer – the reason I wake up every afternoon. | |
I always advise people never to give advice. | |
Arguing with a fool proves there are two. | |
Take it easy - But take it ! | |
Wise men dont need advice. Fools wont take it. | |
My heart told me its definitely you ! | |
Life is to Taste, not to Waste ! | |
An apple in a day keeps anyone away, If you through it hard. | |
Ill hit you so hard even GOOGLE want able to find you. | |
I tried to be normal. Worst two minutes of my life. | |
After Monday and Tuesday, even calendar says W T F... | |
Life was much easier when APPLE and BLACKBERRY were just fruits. | |
Sitting in class wondering how the hell the teacher got the job. | |
Stay strong, make them wonder how youre still smiling. | |
Come in my Heart and pay no rent. | |
If you dont care, stop talking about it. | |
Im shy at first, but once Im comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shits. | |
Attitude is like underwear Dont show it just wore it ! | |
My heart is stolen…can I check your bra? | |
Im not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME ! | |
I smile... Because I dont know WHAT THE HELL is going on. | |
I am who I am, Your approval is not needed. | |
I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me! | |
No matter how much i try to forget you, youll always be a part of me. | |
How other see you, is not important...How you see yourself means everything. | |
Every mother on earth gave birth to child except my mother, She gave birth to Legend ! | |
OF COURSE ! Talk to myself, sometime i need expert advice. | |
When people talk behind my back Remember it is a best position to kiss my a**. | |
God is really creative, I mean... just look at me ! | |
Sometimes i feel like giving up, then i remember i ve lot of motherf**kers to prove wrong. | |
If you love me raise your hand & you dont then raise your standard. | |
I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my women..! | |
Im Jealous Of My Parents… Ill Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs! | |
Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life :P | |
I dont have time to hate people,who hate me.because, Im too busy in loving people who love me. | |
Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror :P | |
No matter how “busy” a person is, if they really care, they will always find the time for you. | |
I dont have a dirty mind, i have a sexy imaginations. | |
My favourite kind of people are the relatives who give money when they leave. :D | |
Be a good person in life, but be bad on the bed. ;) | |
If a man whistles at you, dont turn around. You are a lady not a dog. | |
Dont play stupid with me, I am better at it.. | |
I need a Google in my mind :) and an Anti-virus in my heart.. | |
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect! | |
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. | |
There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS, so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE ! | |
Dont waste your time with explanations, people only hear what they want to hear. | |
Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist :P | |
Never apologize for being you. | |
You dont need to like me Im not Facebook.. | |
Im not immature…i just know how to have fun. | |
My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day | |
Im not lazy, Im on energy saving mode.. | |
YOUR dream is to have an iphone 5 but poor peoples there dreams are to go to school... | |
Music is my escape from the bullshit in life.. | |
Be yourself! Youre not born to impress any one.. | |
Its better living in the zoo than living with you.. | |
When words fail, tears speak.. | |
No matter if my name is not big, but I have done big works. | |
Dont do homework save paper! :P | |
Im a good boy with bad habits :P | |
89. Respecting a women is the best way to tell her how beautiful she is… | |
flip the coin.. head i am yours, tail you are mine. :) | |
Mans are many but money is money :D | |
She takes your hand, I die a little… :( | |
I can drive you crazy without a drivers license. | |
If being hot is a crime …………….. ARREST ME. | |
Never be fooled by what you see on the outside, bcoz on the inside its often a different story. | |
I need a lifetime lover, not a night time lover. | |
Some people are perfect in being *FAKE* then being *REAL*. | |
When I close my eyes, I see you …. when I open my eyes, I miss you. | |
GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. —- BOY: Mine ;) | |
The only math I can remember is that …. You + Me = Forever | |
I dont trust anyone. Even the Devil was once an Angel. | |
People need to lose the attitudes today bcoz I am NOT in the mood. | |
I am not scared of dying, I just dont want to! | |
History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES. | |
Im not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet. | |
There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings? | |
If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing? | |
LIFE – LOVE = ZERO | |
Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love. | |
Its funny how many lies can be packed in one LOVE LETTER. | |
I lost my teddy bear. Can i sleep with you? | |
Ive noticed you noticing me and Im just giving you notice that Ive noticed you! | |
The whole world is great! That is…until you wake up. | |
Im a liar. But then, how can you be so sure of this statement to not be a lie? | |
Happy on the outside, but simply dieing on the inside. | |
Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken. | |
My mind tells me to give up, my heart wont let me. | |
I wont try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me :P | |
Genius by birth evil by nature human by chance.. | |
My life is open book but i dont allow everyone to read it. | |
Warning, its not safe to talk to me at the moment.. | |
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally…. | |
If people are trying to bring you down it only means that you are above them. | |
What is the main reason for failure? I think its EXAMS. What do you think? | |
Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams :) | |
I would like to shot by Hitler instead of living with a rude friend like you. | |
You ignored the softness of my heart and get ready to believe on my mean behaviour. | |
If you want to be rude then you should become a celebrity. | |
I say this; I say that, what the hell you want to listen from me? | |
Let me hurt your face, may be I got a little relief by doing this. | |
Hated by many, wanted by plenty, disliked by some, confronted by none. | |
Loving you is like breathing How can I stop? | |
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness. | |
Ill be yours forever, just tell me when to start. | |
Alcohol may be mans worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. | |
I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking… | |
Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say! | |
Hey there ! WhatsApp is using me . | |
My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at". | |
Hey there! be there. | |
I may be wrong… but i Doubt it !!! | |
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. | |
Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON. | |
Person you love is 72.8% water. | |
My favorite kind of people are the relatives who give money when they leave. :D | |
Cant WhatsApp, only calls ! | |
Hey there! I am using Hamam soap ! | |
Cant walk... vehicles only..! | |
Stop ! Status under construction :D | |
Smile today, cry tomorrow. Read this everyday! | |
Hey WhatsApp, Im using you! | |
If you ever think I am ignoring you, I swear I am. My phone is in my hand 24x7 :-P :-D | |
Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas !! | |
Space available for advertisement.:-p | |
I learn from the mistakes of others......to whom I have given advice to. | |
Let Fools Chase The World.. I only want you ;) | |
the first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest. :P | |
Pillow is my best hair stylist - Waiting for better tomorrow! | |
Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire:-D | |
Hey there! Youre using WhatsApp! | |
Im not online, its just an optical illusion. | |
Of course Im not perfect; theres a crack in my ass! | |
When I write Etc., it means End of Thinking Capacity :D | |
I used to be an atheist, But then i realized im God. | |
I am not virgin, My life f**ks me everyday. | |
I Was Born Cool but Global Warming Made Me Hot. | |
Sorry about those messages that I sent you last night, my WhatsApp was drunk. | |
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite. | |
Dont kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not. | |
Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words. :D | |
I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog. | |
Some people are alive only, Because its illegal to kill them. | |
Real men stay dedicated to only one girl! | |
Not every goodbye is painful like a ”goodbye class” from teacher!! | |
Read books instead of reading my status! | |
Available when get WiFi Network !! | |
Distance is suck... My room is so far away from kitchen :-/ | |
I hope Karma slaps you in the face before i do.!! | |
Im too busy right now, can i ignore you some other time? | |
Hey there! WhatsApp is using my Internet Data Balance :D | |
Dont drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink. | |
Hey there! Im using cocaine :D | |
I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows i am smoking. | |
Roses are red Sky is blue ..Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two !!! | |